Thu, 06:46: Happy Thanksgiving! https://t.co/AWSXlc8EAK
Thu, 11:25: I spent the drive to Olympia reading AARP Magazine and listening to power ballads from DIRTY DANCING, if anyone wondered if I’ve gotten old.
Thu, 13:33: Angel really loves my pumpkin pie earrings. https://t.co/BFEoHRgQONZ/
Thu, 18:41: Looks like we’re doing this after all. Christmas Movie Watch 2024 #1! https://t.co/yrgOVesTMB

Thu, 23:15: Oh shit I almost forgot to post this survey!
Who do you think said at Thanksgiving today, “I only sharted once yesterday”?
*Dad
*Sherri
*Gina
*Brandi
*Roscoe
Cast your vote now, and I’ll never tell you who it actually was!