My tweets

November 29, 2019 by Matthew McQuilkin

Thu, 10:05: Happy Thanksgiving! https://t.co/MvXyCUCIga
Thu, 10:38: A mystery comedy with a velocity of entertainment. https://t.co/NBmpJljlsc
Thu, 17:15: One kind of fun thing to do is to take a walk on a major holiday. It’s like Night of the Comet out here. https://t.co/nBeC3iGdKL
Thu, 18:22: If you're looking for a good cry, this movie is an excellent choice! https://t.co/i8LZ3xyc02
Thu, 18:27: Every time I think about how tragically Kesha's masterpiece "Rainbow" album was totally ignored it makes me want to MURDER ALL OF YOU. Anyway Happy Thanksgiving!!
Thu, 19:43: Finally dinner time! Thanksgiving with Indians, and no corn in sight! https://t.co/YVkhIkZTQ8
Thu, 20:23: RT @blainecapatch:
doctor: i've got good news and bad news
me: lay it on me
doctor: well, taint cancer
me: oh thank god! what's the bad news?
doctor: that WAS the bad news
RT @nypost 'Perineum sunning' is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by trib.al/nMFWcfT

November 28, 2019 by Matthew McQuilkin

Wed, 11:56: Day 2, it’ll probably be nuts today. Maybe there’ll be a riot over vegan marshmallows in the baking aisle! https://t.co/UUJTwqauku
Wed, 17:54: Thanksgiving Eve group selfie! Lea was detained with an important phone call so we brought in a surrogate. She’s making out with Gabriel and everything!