My tweets May 28, 2018 by Matthew McQuilkin Sun, 11:57: After conducting years of extensive research, it turns out there's a bunch of stuff that tastes way better than skinny feels. Sun, 17:14: You'll want to bring your tissues to this one. https://t.co/rWF0gDYiDi Sun, 17:29: Okay it's three weeks after the release of Childish Gambino's "This Is America" video, I only just watched it for the first time, and I'm another white guy with a take! Donald Glover is hot. Sun, 17:45: RT @sicklybabe: the case is solved boys https://t.co/xNe33pku6O
My tweets May 27, 2018 by Matthew McQuilkin Sat, 13:01: When your spouse keeps texting you puss pics. #caturday https://t.co/kzNJCC9MRJ Sat, 16:08: Some details appear to be missing, but the love is surely there. https://t.co/cNDZXewnZB Sat, 19:20: Listen you guys don’t even understand how much I FUCKING LOVE SANDWICHES 🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪 Sat, 22:44: My celebrity obsession is whoever invented the wheel.